Come join us, Bill, the grass is greener over here.
Incidentally, we had an adult baptism yesterday at our church (we sprinkle, of course), and both the elder and the pastor who spoke said, this is a "believer's baptism". IOW, when an adult comes to the faith, and they haven't been previously baptised, we call it believer's baptism. I had never heard that term used in the Presbyterian church before, but I really don't have a problem with it.