As anybody who's been to Beta Puritan Board knows, Star Trek Voyager is the best Star Trek. As I was sucked out of the conservative quadrant and ended up in a liberal wasteland, I have to find my way to the Reformed Quadrant. I am facing a dilemma. I may have to lay aside the Prime Directive (RPW) to get my church through emergent space. As long as they are stuck on choruses and how to get closer to holiness through your own efforts preaching, by the time they discover the emergent church borg, it will be yesterdays news, and they will have to go back to regular worship like when I joined the church. Before the evil projector screen stranded us in:
THE MEGA CHURCH WANNA BE QUADRANT 
Capitan's log - stardate 200803.18 - After being stranded out here, I just avoided the Grand Nagus (Joel Olsteen), but am now entering Emerging Space. I'm thinking of laying aside the Prime Directive (RPW) to get my crew (church) home safely. hmm I need help.
Computer, Activate the Emergency Hologram Theologian (That's the Puritan Board) What should I do?