Yeah, why did God sovereignly choose to give the FV'ers a disproportionate amount of clever humor? Faith is never alone when it enters the party with a blonde joke in its arms. See? I can't do it–not even a courtesy "lol" funny.

Maybe this is a good FV test:
Presbytery: "Do you find the writings set before you to be humorously satirical?"
Member on trial: "Are they... um... supposed to be... uh..."
Presbytery: "Alright, you've passed the first test. Now for the second: Could you tell us your best joke."
Member on trial: [tells his best joke which involves Calvin, Luther and Michael Bolton entering a bar with a red wagon in tow]
Presbytery: [loud groans, horribly contorted faces] "Ok, you're safe."
[large rubber stamp hits pile of paper containing the charges leaving behind the large red word, O R T H O D O X. Then everyone jumps up and starts cheering and dancing to the song "footloose."]

At least that's how I imagine the Presbyterian church works, forgive me for being Baptist.

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C. Gorsuch
Glencullen Baptist
Portland, Oregon