Max,
Being from Texas, you'll appreciate this.
My brother is a Rice alumnus. While in college, the Texas A&M mascot, Reveille, died.
Rice went to an away game at Texas A&M where the Rice Marching Owl Band (MOB) performed.
The Rice MOB is famous for its "productions" where they do a bit of satire and other kind of comedic things when they perform. They decided they would perform a song for the Corps at A&M.
So they played:
How Much is that Doggie in the Window
They had to be escorted from the stadium by police for their protection.
