Hey Casey, I was thinking of you this morning. I was reading about that poor teacher from England who just wanted to teach Sudanese children. When she was ratted out for letting the kids name a Teddy Bear Mohammed the religion of peace wants her executed.
Anyway, can you imagine what would happen if the Presbyterians found out you named your hamster (or gerbil or chinchilla, or whatever that little rodent thing was) John Calvin?
I've said too much haven't I. Oh no, there's an angry mob forming. Run Casey, run!