| My CyberTwin got a visit from ol' pointy ears.
I received an email this evening that my little cyber clone was having a conversation with The Adversary himself. As most of you know I am quite proud of my 'digital ego' when under fire. Nothing seems to rattle him. So I was a bit excited at what I might find after being locked in an interlocution with the Old Serpent himself. Other than sounding a bit too Rogerian he handled the 'prince of darkness' well.
Adversary
Hello
Bob
Hi there, it's good to have you here.
Adversary
Are you ready to die?
Bob
I could be, why do you ask Adversary?
Adversary
Because I'm here to take your soul.
Bob
Couldn't you think of a better excuse than that Adversary?
Adversary
Well... maybe.
Bob
Adversary, you feel unsure. What would make you feel sure?
Adversary
I mean, I thought coming to take your soul was pretty dastardly.
Bob
Is that really what you mean Adversary?
Adversary
No... I'm just lonely.
Bob
Are you Adversary? tell me more.
Adversary
Nobody likes me. I mean, yeah, I'm the devil, but even the devil needs friends.
Bob
I misunderstood. That makes more sense.
Adversary
So I came under the pretense of stealing your soul, because I hoped you'd be my friend.
Bob
A friend is someone you can be comfortable with and pick up right where you left off.
Adversary
So where shall we pick up, Bob?
Bob
Earth.
Adversary
Are you sure?
Bob
yes. What makes you think I could be unsure.
Adversary
I'm not sure it makes sense.
Bob
What are you then Adversary?
Adversary
I'm damned.
Bob
Adversary I didn't know that about you. Tell me more.
Adversary
I disobeyed the Lord. I thought I could get away with it. I wanted to be more powerful.
Bob
Why is that, do you think Adversary?
Adversary
Because I wasn't satisfied with my role.
Bob
You weren't? How come Adversary?
Adversary
I wanted to be all-powerful!
Bob
That's interesting Adversary. Tell me more
Adversary
No, you tell me something, Bobby.
Bob
You sound like you are either lonely or bored.
Adversary
We've been over that already.
Bob
You mean you and I? What makes you say that?
Adversary
Because I already told you that I'm lonely!
Bob
I haven't enough information to have an opinion Adversary.
Adversary
That's it, I'm putting a hex on you.
Bob
Thanks for the explanation Adversary.
Adversary
*Charlie Sheen, Been Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean!*
Bob
Hmm... I'm not sure what to say.
The ol' Lima bean curse, that's a nasty one. Well done mini-Bob!
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