Originally Posted by Puritanhead

She is definitely 110% Scottish woman like my still surviving grandmother. She has that firey, strong-willed independent woman streak. I'm half English myself, which probably explains why she gives me a hard time. The loathing runs in her blood.


Here is a computer-modeled rendering of her future son:


"[They're] natural born enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! And Welshmen and Scots! And Japanese and Scots! And Scots and other Scots! Lousy Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
—Groundskeeper Willie