
10-04-2006, 08:38 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by SemperFideles Quote: Originally posted by turmeric
My banana has never moved.
| Your banana needs to be brought from death to animated life. He has no capacity within himself to do so. As far as your banana is concerned, he is alive, but we know he is really dead. Though he is free to dance, he has no liberty to do so for his desire is against dancing.
Your banana needs to have his heart of stone replaced with a heart that desires dancing.
| Sometimes the only thing one needs to do with a danceless banana is make banana pudding.
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