Organs for Sale
Actually, while we are talking about voluntarily organ donation... I believe in the vitality of laissez-faire market economy, and I am willing to offer some of my organs at reasonable prices. I am a healthy and strong young twentysomething specimum fresh out of college.
I have a lot of student loans to pay off... So, I am going to repost this in the
Lets do business; For Sale! section if the moderators acquiesce. Let me know if you or your loved ones need anything... I'm willing to negotiate. I have two
good kidneys and only need
one. Also, I understand I don't need my entire liver and they can use part of a liver in a successful transplant, so I making part of my liver available as well. I'm weary about selling one of my lungs, but feel free to make an offer...
I'm offering one of my kidneys for $18,500.
And a good part of my liver for $12,500.
If anybody needs an appendix I have one. Scientists believe it might actually be for the immune system after all, so if yours is ruptured and absentee, and you're feeling sick all the time, why not buy mine? I might make it available on ebay. Please, make an offer for any other organ, and I will see if it is possible that I can live without it and get back to you.